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01:10 pm - Serious or silly? (header corrected)
The Pagan Problem Report Form (from CoffeeGrrl23)

1. Describe your pagan problem:
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2. Now, describe the pagan problem accurately:
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3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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4. Problem severity:
A. Minor
B. Minor
C. Minor
D. Trivial

5. Nature of the problem:
A. ___Attachment
B. ___Possession
C. ___Hex
D. ___Strange Smell

6. Is your Aura plugged in Correctly? Yes __ No __

7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __

8. Have you tried to Cleanse or banquish it yourself? Yes __ No __

9. Have you made it worse? Yes __

10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about Witchcraft and cleansing " try to fix it for you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __

12. Have you read a Book of shadows? Yes__ No__

13. Are you sure you've read a Book of shadows ? Maybe __ No__

14. Are you absolutely certain you've read a Book of shadows ? No__

15. If you read a Book of shadows, do you think you understood it?
Yes__ No__

16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself:
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17. What were you doing with your Ritual circle when the problem occurred?
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18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were on the Astral plane
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19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the Cauldron in your circle work Yes__ What's a CAULDRON__

21. Do you have a copy of 'Witchcraft for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem being here or passed over ? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have any magical tools, gifts or talents that DO work? Yes__ No__

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this
problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given yourself a good whack on the forehead? Yes__ No__ (if 'no' do it now).

26. Is the group outside your home trying to set you on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __
Current Mood: gigglygiggly

(5 comments | and then you say)

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From:stephanielynch
Date:August 31st, 2004 02:01 pm (UTC)
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Hahahaha! I don't think the title is QUITE correct for this post.
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From:saffronrose
Date:August 31st, 2004 02:58 pm (UTC)
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fixed now! thanks for letting me know I'd goofed--I've been a bit distracted today.
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From:rowanf
Date:August 31st, 2004 02:23 pm (UTC)
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I looked at theal8r's journal and I still couldn't find a context for this. There were some funnies in it but it mostly leaves me baffled. That may be my headache, of course. *wry grin*
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From:saffronrose
Date:August 31st, 2004 02:40 pm (UTC)
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It was sent to Nonfluffypagans community.

I think it left MANY folks baffled--is this humor or idiocy?
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